"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough."
"People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim."
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
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Fountain of Youth (Cocktail)
It's not often you get a cocktail stemming from Russia, but according to a few sources – perhaps sources close to the FSB, since information is scarce, this cocktail does in fact originate from inside Russia. Some people like to add pomegranate to the Fountain of Youth cocktail, mostly because of its taste, but sometimes you get the occasional individual looking for the antioxidant properties of pomegranate. Usually it comes down to what's in your fridge, however, and cranberry juice is just as good.
Grand Marnier (Ingredient)
Grand Marnier is a very expensive type of alcohol. It is the top of the line and it has a sweet, but powerful flavor to it. For those that can’t handle their liquor, this is one that they should avoid.
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